"You see... lions... eat gazelle. And the gazelles fucking hate that shit. This narrator guy was saying that one day on the shoot... that a lion snuck up on the cameraman, right? This camera guy, he was like a native, right? He'd been doing this shit all his life. And the narrator said that there's one sure way to stop a lion from attacking you. Don't turn and run. See, that's what the gazelles do. It doesn't work for them and they get eaten anyway. But this camera guy, he knew what to do. Fucking charged that lion. Just ran at that lion stark-raving mad... screaming and shit, right? Just charges the fucking lion. And you know what? The lion turned and ran."
- Rikki Simms (Stark Raving Mad)
Sunday, April 04, 2010
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